Because it's Friday

How to Tick People Off

1.Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2.Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”
3.Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions “to keep them tuned up.”
4.Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what you think.”
5.Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
6.Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
7.Disassemble your pen and “accidentally” flip the ink cartridge across the room.
8.Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
9.Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you “like it that way.”
10.Staple pages in the middle of the page.
11.Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
12.TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
13.type only in lowercase.
14.dont use any punctuation either
15.Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
16.Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
“DO YOU HEAR THAT?”
“What?”
“Never mind, it’s gone now.”
17.As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
18.Ask people what gender they are.
19.While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
20.Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.