Wednesday, May 13, 2009

It never surprises me the things people say...

But it does make me laugh...

Let me set the scene, while riding down the elevator a male coworker turns to me and says:

Male: So are you going to lunch?
Me: Good guess.
Male: So do you go home or out for lunch?
Me: I go to the gym.
Male: (looks at me up and down, raises eyebrows) So it is hard to work out with that thing? (pointing to my belly)

Now what do you say to that? I had about 20 smart ass things I would like to say but not knowing this guys personality I just said...

Me: No, it's alright.

End of conversation, elevator opens, I turn right and he turns left. Awkward conversation five of the day out of the way.

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